If you have ever holidayed in the Spanish islands such as the Canaries Island, you might know the very popular type of holiday named 18-30 type package holidays. If you have never heard of this type of holiday, it’s pretty much where large groups of desperate singles all go to one resort, drink copious amounts of booze and have unprotected sex. They normally throw some crazy games like wet t-shirt competitions and chugging competitions in the hope that people will have a great time. These types are normally hated by the locals that live in the area because as you can imagine they attract a certain type of clientele. Normally, the organizers will pay off the local police so they won’t arrest the party revelers urinating and fornicating in the streets.
If all this sounds like your type of party and are really bummed out that you can’t afford the airfare to fly all that way, we have the answer for you: “Fukushima Township”, an enterprising young Japanese man is now offering all these things from Europe to the Asian community… in Fukushima. The name Fukushima may seem familiar to some and that’s because it is the local of the recent Japanese melt down. The Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster (福島第一原子力発電所事故). Fukushima Daiichi was a nuclear disaster at the Fukushima I Nuclear Power Plant that began on 11 March 2011 and resulted in a nuclear meltdown of three of the plant’s six nuclear reactors.
The failure occurred when the plant was hit by a tsunami that had been triggered by the magnitude 9.0 Tōhoku earthquake. The following day, 12 March, substantial amounts of radioactive material began to be released.
Local residents were all evacuated and the surrounding area has remained evacuated as people are afraid to go back to their homes. But for one enterprising Japanese man he sees this as the perfect place to launch the first 18 to 30 holidays in Asia. Itisyshia Honda has recently bought up all the surrounding deserted towns and is launching it. Peanuts Daily spoke with him about his business venture:
It’s a perfect place to launch such a destination. For one the property is so cheap I got loads of it for little or nothing. Number 2 the sand is still a bit glowing so it is perfect to make amazing beach parties. Plus, no neighbor means no noise complaints and no having to pay off the police to leave my guests alone. Sure people say it’s still radioactive but I have been assured its negligible and not a health risk. Besides these people are not concerned about a little bit of a radiation poisoning, they just want to have a good time!. They smoke tobacco, drink alcohol and take drugs during their whole journey, I am sure a bit of radioactivity will mix well.
When asked about the case of the glowing penis of one of his guests from his first season his response was: “No comment”.
We wish Mr .Suzuki the best on his new business venture
Author: Mr. Toneacq, Jean.