If you live in Taipei and have ever been in the Shilin Night Market, you probably came around a shop selling ‘Penis Cakes’. Yes, you’ve heard it well! Those cakes are called ‘Gaykes’ (A made-up word mixing Gay and Cakes) and this is actually a big success. Mostly children and teenagers eat these phalluses. However, the owner of the shop wanted to develop his business and find new customers. He is currently working on a new project: the pussy or wuss cakes.
We met him and asked more about his new concept:
I am an innovator, a visionary. The Gaykes was just a start. Soon, I will release the Pukes [Pussy-Cakes] and the Sodokes [Sodomy-Cakes]. Thanks to those new products I will reach a much larger target. I am not sure about the names though: I also thought about Wukes [Wuss-Cakes] or Clitokes instead of Pukes.
We asked Ms. Erica Hsung, a mother buying a Gayke for her 8-year old child her thoughts about this kind of cakes:
This is a very good initiative. We need to teach our young children how to mix food with pleasure. Pussy cakes in Taipei will become a thing!
Peanuts Daily had the chance to try a few pukes and we can tell you there is some for everyone: the snotty one, the puffy one, the slobbery one, the old wrinkled one, the young one, the small one, the big one or even the hairy one. You will find your bliss there. We wish the Pukes to have the same success as the penis cakes in Taipei.
Author: Ms. Tatuye, Lara.