North Korea reports a 9-0 victory over Taiwan in recent Euro Asian Cup game. Taiwan has been the host of the recent Asian. They have not had much luck with the results besides putting in a good performance in every game. The last game of the tournament against North Korea resulted in a 0-0 draw. But as usual local media has reported that North Korea won again and beat Taiwan 9-0. The KPR state media broadcaster is quoted as saying:
Under the great leader’s guidance and leadership North Korea has dominated the tournament and won all its games. This is a great stepping stone to the world cup in Russia in 2018, in which we will of course win as is the great leaders will.
The only problem they may have is 8 of the North Koreans players have absconded while in Taiwan. They took the chance to bolt from the hotel they were staying in. Peanuts Daily managed to talk to one of the players:
I’d be mad to go back, it’s terrible there. I don’t even have glass in my windows. They make us work non-stop in the training camp and we have had enough. I’m hoping I can pick up some work as a soccer coach here.
The loss of the 8 players won’t be too much of a blow to the team seeing how the KPR broadcaster attested all 9 mythical goals to Kim Jong.
Author: Ms. Chouetty, Johanna