A local Taiwanese Man Tim Bu Dong has invented an engine that runs directly from chicken egg shells. He has managed to create the special formula of biodegradable fuel from chicken’s egg shells and a fungus that grows in the forest near his house and make it into an unlimited sustainable energy source. He has a patent pending on an engine which he designed himself and runs off the fuel he produces. He uses to run his small family run farm and was something that was born out of necessity. Mr. Dong utilizes the cuticle element of the eggs to ferment the eggs into a liquid, which he then uses to power his engine.
But the engine will never see the light of day as it has been purchased by an undisclosed petroleum conglomerate that fear that the release of such a product could drastically reduce their profits. Peanuts Daily Spoke to Mr. Dong who had this to say:
My uncle used to be chemist so that’s where I think I got the glass and stuff to mix the pieces together. Originally I started out trying to make some alcohol to help me deal with my moaning wife who used to nag me nonstop. It was a decent brew but caused me have horrible hangovers so I left it to one side. Then one day by accident I put some into my generator thinking it was petrol. To my surprise it fired up and started running. I thought I had ruined the engine but it seemed to function ok but with a few modifications it ran at almost 200% efficiency. But since I’ve sold the patent I spend most of free time having intercourse with prostitutes.
Mr Dong is currently divorced.
Author: Mr. Lin, Bruce.